When I drink alcohol, everyone says I’m an alcoholic

Oh brother

I'll say you are Fantastic.

Some people around you may feel jealous because of you are fantastic . ;-) :-* 🤭

Pineapple Fanta is fantastic btw. Recent discovery

What about alcohol with fanta?

Better than being accused of Infantacide .....;)

I can be alcoholic and I wouldn't care what anyone say. Just don't be me though. Only be you

You are not you when you are high on fanta... 😢

This is the kinda injustice we need to be talking about

That is an old one, Shrimpy. 😛

Something a drunk person would say

some people around here call me beery....i wonder why 🤔

I'm gonna start punching people who call me dickhead

Fanta is good stuff.. they are probably just jealous

Eine Fantasie