Sicko. 🤣

That stuff does smell pretty good.

You should join CA.

I had a girlfriend when I was 22 who had very smoochable lips and always wore Blistex. I began using it too. That was 1972 and I've been using it ever since.

You could cover yourself in bin bags, pretend your feet was your head and wipe your mouth along in the rear to make a convincing giant slug.

The first thing you should do is simple: stop calling it Chapstick. That’s the waxy bullet of petroleum that tasted like dollar shop candles but made excellent pop guns.

I have in my drawer a jangled mess of about 24 Burt’s Bees. One is always in my pocket, one in a bag, each car, laying in a bowl, tossed on a table, lost in the jewelry…they’re everywhere.

I was told to avoid lip balms with alcohol, as they dry your lips out, but Burt’s is alcohol free and I haven’t kicked the habit yet.

Stay tough.

That's an inexpensive habit you have there 😟

Honestly I'm proud of u lmao

Thanks for BC 😄