I’m Dead, I was Klanned by Beyoncé!Beyoncé and my cousin found a dead octopus on Mars and fed it to me and now I’m dead.
The ‘Trina’ rapper visited me in the hospital and said my telepathic communications with her drove her crazy?Like I keep hearing her voice say things like ‘create a toenail, count to 8 then drive it to Japan, open a liquor shop on Mickey Mouse’s birthday and ask this seagull if it knows what time it is, oh shit it just asked me’. Trina was like Monique was... See More »
Last year I paid for a pregnant crackhead’s abortion. What is something you’ve done that makes you proud?
