What was the last horror movie you went to see at the cinema?I have never seen any at the cinema. I prefer to watch them at home, in the dark, all alone. 😰
Mildred, the church gossip and self appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other peoples business.Several members did not approve of her extra-curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence. She made a mistake, however. When she accused Frank, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front...See More »
After a long and tiring day, a commuter settled down in his seat and closed his eyes.As the train rolled out of the station, a woman sitting next to him pulled out her mobile phone. She started talking in a loud voice: "His sweetheart. It's Sue. I'm on the train. Yes, I know it's six thirty and not four thirty, but I had a long...See More »
The good old days were when your Mom sold Avon and Tupperware, not photographs of her private parts on OnlyFans.
Joke of the day.. When a group of tourists visited a crocodile farm, the owner of the place launched a bold proposal; - Whoever dares to jump, swim to the coast and survive, I'll give you $ 1 million. No one dared to move, suddenly, a man jumped into the water and...See More »
Feels like I’m coming down with another cold again, do you know any ways to strengthen the immune system?
Grandma's Boyfriend:A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while Grandma was dusting, he looked up and said. "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?" Grandma replied, "Honey, my...See More »
Banks should do a better job of keeping their ATMs filled. This is the fifth one I've been to that says insufficient funds.
A woman visits her husband in prison. Before leaving, she tells a correction officer: "You shouldn't make my husband work like that. He's exhausted!"The officer laughs and says, "Are you kidding? He just eats and sleeps and stays in his cell!" The wife replies: "He just told me he's been digging a tunnel for months!"
I was driving when I saw the flash of a traffic camera.I figured that my picture had been taken for exceeding the limit even though I knew that I was not speeding. Just to be sure, I went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed. Now I began to...See More »