I Was Cheated On By My BoyfriendCaught my now ex-bf with another girl throat in the park playing tonsil hockey...
I Know Why The Chicken Crossed The RoadThe chicken crossed the road to meet up with some second rate Elvis impersonation individuals who were a little down on there luck and had moved into protecting chickens from the evil and slightly camp Col Sanders. The chicken was then taken to... See More »
I Think Life Is One Big AdventureLife is an adventure for which we chose our own path - it may not always be a conscious decision to go down a particular path but we are in control of it and there is a reason why some of the doors we come across open and others don't.
I Like My Toilet Paper Roll Over, Not Underwhy would anyone with even the tiniest amount of self respect want roll under toilet paper in their bathrooms, if these people exist then there must be a special place in hell awaiting them come the revolution
I Believe When Life Gives You Lemons, Throw Them At Peoplelike clowns, they are always a good target and they enjoy the attention
I Have a Drug Addicted SiblingMy sister started off smoking weed then moved on to cocaine when she was partying before graduating on crack. And more recently she has got into heroin as well
I Love Shoesshoes are awesome and I like nothing more than slipping my bare feet into a new pair of shoes
I Have A Family Member Addicted To DrugsMy older sister is heavily addicted to crack cocaine and heroin.
I Wonder What Smurfs Eat For LunchI quite like the idea that they all head off to various braches of Subway at lunch time, I don't know why but just have this feeling that that's what they do
I Probably Wont Get Attacked By A Bull In A China ShopI profoundly believe this mainly because living in a city there is a distinct lack of bull's. Its also worth pointing out that the china shops tend to be in the posh end of town which is not where I am at. And those china shops that are this end of... See More »
I Want to Know Your Brand of CigarettsBenson and Hedges Gold, they were what my sister and her friends were smoking and I've kinda stuck with them
I Love Smoking CigarettesHad a few puffs with a friend and they started smoking properly when my older sister caved after I kept bugging her for cigarettes...
