I CAN'T STAND TEMP WORKERS!!!!😫🤬Easiest way to have a collection of morons is to ask a temp agency to send workers.
Anyone here ever install Navit? On linux?I can't seem to get new maps in the damm thing, it's making me nuts.
Have you ever, as an adult, been told to remove yourself from the play section at a restaurant?You know the big box full of plastic multi colored spheres? I want to know what it's like in there.
To all the ornery young folks out there...You should listen to us when we try to share our infinite wisdom, there are an infinite number of screw ups behind all that wisdom.
Warm, tingly, liquid relief.Three day, heartbeat in the back of my head, kind of headache. Finally got my neck to crack and it feels like warm liquid runs down my spine and about 80% of my headache evaporates. Big sigh...
Baby namesWhen Diane found out she was pregnant, she told the good news to anyone who would listen. Her 4-year-old son overheard some of his parents private conversations. One day, when Diane and her 4-year-old were shopping, a woman asked the little boy if... See More »
Did you see that?My wife had mentioned several times that she hoped I could get our grass mowed this weekend. Well, I procrastinated a bit too long and while I was watching football on TV, there was a 37 yard pass with a spectacular catch for a go ahead touchdown. I... See More »
No refillsA distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office. "Is it true," she wanted to know, "that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?" "Yes, I'm afraid so," the doctor told her. There was a moment of silence before... See More »
A weeks wages...The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could out-do anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, one older worker had had enough. "Why don't you... See More »
A woman was getting swamped with calls from strangers.A billing service had launched an 800 number that was identical to hers. When she called to complain, she was told to get a new number. "I've had mine for twenty years," she pleaded. "Couldn't you change yours?" The company refused, so she said,... See More »
My creamer bottle says, "This product genetically engineered".Shopping list: Half & Half, almond syrup.
Have you never taken your vehicle to a mechanic?I consider it a matter of personal pride, no one works on my vehicles except me.
Liver fritters, what do you think?Finely chopped onions, finely chopped liver, mixed with an equal amount of batter and spooned into hot bacon grease.
The boredom collectionDo sore thumbs really stick out? Have you ever noticed a thumb and thought,"Gee, that must be sore."?
