SW is something elseRemembering the time someone on here apologized to me under a post in which I was talking about my struggles with addiction, because they had originally thought I was “a stuck up rich white girl” I still haven’t recovered from that one lmfao. Like...See More »
Calling my mom “my mother” is just my socially acceptable way of saying “my mom’s Satan incarnated and I despise her”
There’s this dude in my class that sounds like he swallowed an Oxford dictionaryIt’s genetics, not how to say so much you end up saying nothing at all 101
Whenever my parents ask me the typical “where did we go wrong?” question, I like to remind them that I idolized Nikki Sixx as a 9 year oldEnough with the complaints 😐✋🏻
There is nothing more unbearable in this world than slow impatient peopleI’m sorry but if you are the reason we are behind on schedule to begin with, I better not hear you complaining
I strongly believe falling in love requires you to experience the same exact feelings produced by a full blown psychotic episode
Therapy isn’t enough, I need to duel Amy Coney Barrett, Samuel Alito, Brett Kavanaugh, Neil Gorsuch, and Clarence Thomas
I never recovered from the first time I heard the word “açaí” out loud.It wasn’t even close to my top 22 guesses
No offense but I literally can’t process the fact that some people genuinely care about meI am not joking, my brain has a couple of wires crossed here and there
I got high last night and woke up this morning with a huge bruise that spreads across my thighI don’t even want to know what happened
Reporting live from the war I have constructed in my own headAs we can see, there have been multiple casualties
I hate dealing with people who have the same idgaf attitude as meLike listen, one of us is gonna have to care about shit and it sure as hell isn’t going to be me.
Guess who has carpal tunnel at the prime age of 20?!I guess 12 years of piano are finally catching up to me.