Therapy isn’t enough, I need to duel Amy Coney Barrett, Samuel Alito, Brett Kavanaugh, Neil Gorsuch, and Clarence Thomas

Can I get in on that? Even better if you figure out a way to resurrect Scalia

Legitimately I find that politicians are surprisingly compliant when they realize they're going to be torn to pieces by an angry mob if they don't do what the mob says. Funny how that works.

I volunteer as your second.