I got high last night and woke up this morning with a huge bruise that spreads across my thigh

Yeah you'll of fallen over or just fallen asleep with something like a belt or whatever stuck in your thigh, I mean I find weird sh!t like that just happens when I get drunk or high, lolz!🤷
乂^◡^乂

When I get high I turn into a ninja and fight gangs and often wake up with bruises

But that's just me

Who are you getting high with would they take advantage of you

So something pressed on your thighs too hard maybe spreading them.

be more careful

how are you feeling?

Boyfriend?

Ouch