“Sir, what you did is quite literally 100% illegal.”“Okay yeah, but hear me out, I’m a rich white man.” “oh okay, sorry about that sir, have a wonderful day.”
My roommates watching me open and close a kitchen cabinet for 15 minutes because the last 100 tries didn’t feel right
Yeah I’m a false prophet but you believed me so whose fault is it really that we’re in this mess?#girlboss #gaslight
People who use multicolored pens to take the most beautiful notes ever seen on this planet just to end up getting a C on the exam stress me out
I’m not “full of hate” like some passive containerI am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine
Is anyone else completely floored by the fact that Switzerland broke its neutrality or is it just me?
Throw back to last month, when I was diagnosed with celiac’s diseaseGot high, ate an entire cake as a farewell to my old diet, and then proceeded to vomit none stop for two hours straight.