My best feature is that I’m blindingly intelligent only for about 5 minutes a day

I feel like I have a finite amount of smart things I can do in a day, so I have to ration them.

Me in a nutshell,

[youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EKi2E9dVY8]

5 minutes more than most :)

Omg..I have this too.. but it only works when I am 6 minutes from contact with any other person