I Enjoy Meaningful ConversationsHer- “Do you speak any French?” Me- “ not really..I’m not..” Her- “because if you do I’ll sleep with you right now” Me- “croissant”
I Want To Write My Random Thoughts And FeelingsHer: he’s probably thinking about other girls Me, thinking: does Mike Wasowski wink or blink?
I Am Socially AwkwardMe on a date: Her: I’m a big country fan Me ( trying to impress her ) : China is very large
I Procrastinate Thinking About My Procrastination-I’m going to get offline at 9pm 9:01- you missed it get offline at 10
I Want To Write My Random Thoughts And Feelings“ do you have any questions?” “Yes, is it weird that I like feet?” “ I meant regarding the job.”
