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Was Enid Blyton a massive slag?

I'm watching a movie of her and she seems to be a massive slag. If that's true should children be allowed to read her stuff.

Spirituality is the coping mechanism of the weak

And also anyone who works for me ( but not necessarily anyone who works with me. Subtle distinction I know silly plebs but I assure you it's relevant) Anyone who works for me, even incel atheist types...oh I make them pray.....lol

What is the formula for working out how many times a day an alpha male thinks about the Roman Empire?

I have heard that most men might think about the Roman Empire 6 times a day. I think I think about the Roman Empire about 14 times a day. I think it might be because of the Alpha male thing.

Stop going on about Andrew Tate's cancellation

He was only an Alpha if he was on a different continent than me.

My friend got a new job with an obscenly high salary and a shit load of perks. But he just found out his boss will be a woman 🤣

How many hot girls have you banged so far this summer?

I have banged 5, which is historically very low for me usually by this time in summer but one of them could pull of a special trick in bed (amazing kegal skills) so I ended up doing her for nearly 6 weeks (almost a relationship lol). Anyway they... See More »

Do you ever wake up with a lithe hardbodied hottie and worry about a time when you won't?

Woke up with some girl who looks like Scarlet Johnson but I sometimes worry about the time when I don't. Even though it's decades away. She came lots

Woke up with a Fat Girl

😯..... Sneaking out of their right now like a ninja.... Luckily fat girls sleep like their in a coma. She snores like an industrial chain saw too

Have you ever licked the carnal sweat off a hot 22 year old Ukrainian girls spine? blonde

My Xmas bonus was insanely massive.

White lines and hard bodied blondes for me until the 4th January😎

I am going to do obscene amounts of cocaine everyday till next year...

I already cleared my work targets, I've been told my Christmas bonus this year is 'eye watering' so I'm on automatic pilot till January. Its good to be me.

What are your plans for the weekend?

Mine are an eighth of coke and this hardbodied Lithuanian girl.

One of my buddies has taken home the 19 year old I had to put up with today

He's totally gunna give her coke, get her drunk and then take her to a hard house club.

The 19 year old who's working for me today is only 6/10 and not 7/10.

I thought she was 7/10 this morning but during the intererm hours, I realised I was generous in my initial appraisal. I'm sure she has a lovely personality though.

I have to spend all day with a hot 19 year old who is 7/10 for looks.

Why is all poetry shit?

Do people only pretend to like it so they seem clever? Some of it doesn't even ryhme.

Cristian Bales Batman movies are left wing pieces of ShitWank.

I'm recovering from an intensive weekend so I tried to watch them but come on.

What do you think about the word 'retard'?

I am in a bit of bother with our "equality and diversity specialist" because after months of dealing with her teams ineptitude, I went into her office and - assertively not angrily - asked if she only employed retards. To be clear, non of her team... See More »

There is no God [Spirituality & Religion]

We live in a bleak, uncaring universe governed by nothing and the only valid aspiration is the pursuit of dominance and having orgasms in as many beautiful people as possible. Hope you bear this in mind during your sermon today Christians and... See More »

Tag the sluttiest girl on SW

A lot of the girls on SW seem like girls who work in offices or libraries, you know, really boring. So tag the sluttiest girl you know. Thanks

Comment and I'll tell you if Id bang u

Does anyone know which are the real Scarlett Johnson nudes?

Why so people think chess is a sport?

Its not a sport, juat a lot of sitting around

If a man has an umbrella do you think that means hes a man that likes going with other men?

Why should I feel bad about never wanted to bang a translady?

Id feel bad if I found out Id ejaculated in one. Or on their face. But I'll abide by the whole pronoun thing. That should be enough.

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