Why is all poetry shit?

Not everyone is uneducated.

It gets girls goin, if u wrote it yourself and it's cute
That's never shit

Poetry is a deadly virus from outer space disguised as language.

I have started a petition to ban poetry outright in my town.
With the sole exception of 'Beasley Street' by the renowned bard of Salford,Dr.Cooper-Clarke. Johnny knows his way around a rhymescheme,y'see.
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Bro you obviously haven't read any of my poems.

Read Rumi

I really, really don't like American football. Yet I don't criticize others from watching it. 🤷‍♂️

To tell the truth, I really don't like any professional sports. Just that football is one of the worst of the lot.

In general I don't like poetry, but VERY VERY rarely I hear a poem and I actually see why people are into it, I get it.

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I can't with this.
It's definitely Monday.

I never [i]pretend[/i] to like it. I find some of it beautiful when it's meaningful and deep.

I guess some people are a little more deep than others.

I don’t pretend to like anything, sounds like a lot of work.

but it's not crime if it doesn't ryhme

You not liking it is not a reason to swear about it.

Yes we all pretend

This poems over
The end