Woke up with a Fat Girl 😯..... Sneaking out of their right now like a ninja.... Luckily fat...

She’s pretending to snore. It’s her polite way of saying you were a pity fuck and she’s ready for you to get the hell out.

V00doo

Phew! She lucked out then if youre sneaking out. Bad grammar is a boner killer.

ExtremeNext · 31-35

You are lucky she didn't roll over and kill you

Pretzel · 61-69, M

I smell the same troll as yesterday

does your mom know what you're doing in her basement?

lovebeingasissy

After you left she said “ I’m glad that mother fucking small dick ass hole left.

Belladonna · 41-45, F

Wtf did I just read?

summersong · F

Good call…wouldn’t have wanted to embarrass her by letting her wake up next to you.

JesseInTX · 51-55, M

She’s going to wake up and say to herself, “he’s gone, thank god I don’t have to tell him I don’t want to see him again because I can’t stand a guy with a tiny c**k”.

SmileOnYourBrother

watch out the sw fat girl brigade gonna get u bully banned

ImpeccablyImperfect · 51-55, F

There their they’re….you’ll get over it

Keepitsimple · 51-55, F

You’re lucky she didn’t fart on you.

HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M

How much did you have to pay her?

meJess · F

Is this linked to the ‘woke up next to an ego that wasn’t justified by performance, so pretended to be asleep’ post?

CestManan · 46-50, F

Are you going to the florist to buy her a bouquet of flowers so when she wakes up, she will know how much you enjoy her company?

DeluxedEdition · 26-30, F

And then you woke up

Tres13 · 51-55, M

ate her out ?

WandererTony · 56-60, M

What made you sleep with her in the first place?! Now its a commitment you should keep. Wake her up and kiss her goodbye. 😘 😀

JohnOinger · 41-45, M

😂

BackyardShaman · 61-69, M

Obviously made up post or you’d know that she was great at sex.

AthrillatheHunt · 51-55, M

Did she at least have huge juggs ?

SW-User

their? 🤔

My boner died instantly

lipstickguy · 61-69, M

been there

Bushmanoz · 61-69, M

Maybe she was faking being asleep

FeetAreFantastic · 41-45, M

This isn't funny

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