"omg I was literally in London last year"So were lots of people. It's a big place. Stop trying to make yourself seem special.
Yay I'm going back to Ireland next weekI can finally be reunited with rain and a fully functioning microwave.
My little sister locked herself in the bathroom today and just sat there singing for 3 hours until someone came home to let her out.I'd have torn the toilet off the wall and smashed the door down with it. Why can't I have her miraculous patience?
My Instagram feed is full of people at the gym meanwhile I'm sitting in bed eating crisps.Living the life of luxury.
It's nearly 11pm and there's a bird on my windowsill.Can birds suffer from insomnia? Does he think I can understand his persistent tweeting? So many questions.
Has anyone officially lost their mind from prolonged exposure to this website because I legit feel like I'm on my way to that
I should really be studying but instead I'm sitting here thinking about how crazy it is that Italy looks like a boot.
I just got a message from a 60 year old asking me If I enjoy shitting myself....what is wrong with people?
