What if we took all the people who are genuinely single and looking, and put them on a dessert island? [Spirituality & Religion]But there was like COVID-19 too, so everybody would have to stay at least 6 feet apart, and no series of tubes!
If you had a cute need of Buttcoin and had no other choice, which organ would you sell for it?Don't look at me, you're the one being blackmailed with threat of releasing tape of that high school musical you once starred in... or maybe it's of your first date, that's your business, maan!
I've got your "stimulus package" right here babe, come n' git it!No, honestly, where do you expect me to hold it? I'm not carrying around a handbag like some girl. My bags are... err, never mind, there's no "Hotly Adult" rating.
Why don't we just get all the people who think COVID-19 is a hoax, put them together on a dessert island, and hold a big party without them?
How do I trick somebody else to do everything for me so I can concentrate on just being cool?Marriage is out of question, though.
Since the bug doesn't like heat, we just need to set the world on fire. Problem solved! You can thank me later. (1)
Why do women keep saying that they want a man who's funny and can make them laugh, but they still don't date a man who's a joke?Sometimes they marry one, tho'.
TFW you get told "The Internet has gone away" (They all do that, why?) or "There is no Internet" (I've always silently suspected that!).
