Whoo hoo that hurtsHi I'm Elfo and I felt a pointy metal object strike me back. Don't worry tho, I possess slow recovery magic. So I should be back and in action again soon
Awesome look on shitI get to look after a dog that sniffs my feet every second he has. Better yet! I inherite this dog when my parents leave. I know this idiot dog loves me and I don't care to extend that beyond feeding him
A guide into Elfo's head. Also I'm elfoDrunk Elfo: I'm contacting your parent so we can meet up and get drunk. Sober Elfo: Please don't! There are reasons why I can't go back. Drunk Elfo: Too bad it's happening.
Who was the first person to mutter, "hmm, respect your elders!"I've already done that shit! Now i need to know the person that spread this knowledge. Was that person from ancient Mesopotamia?
What can you influence?There's powers in your actions. Use them wisely and have confidence. Even if you don't know what you're doing. It has worked for me so far. Plus George Lazenby got the role of James Bond by basically doing the same thing. So try it😀
Suicidal thoughts. Came close to doing it back in JuneHave you seen an anime called Death Parade? There's a protagonist that died and slowly remembers that she took her own life. She doesn't understand why she takes her life. When alive, she suffers an injury and is told she can't continue ice skating.... See More »
I Smoke Weed For The Greater Good Of MankindWtf!? My weed dealer bought me a burger 😋 I guess I'm a reliable customer and best friends with his son. Still I swear I've been friends with his son since high school and I think this is the first time he's ever bought me food. It's like he knew we... See More »
Wtf was up with Darth Vader in the prequels?Didn't he want powers to reserecet a special someone. Aka his freaking mother! Then he like slaughtered them! IDK! The movies try to take on dark and light tones. They can't find the middle ground that original movies could comfortably form in.
*thinking it's cool to listening to a song my girlfriend liked*Remembering she died of cancer back in August 2016
If I were to bring down the governmentI wouldn't do something flimsy, like trying to blow-up parliament. I would destroy them from the inside. Manipulate them to fight and separate into smaller groups. They'll fight each other, while fighting a defeated war. That's how you destroy a... See More »
I am so disappointedThey got rid of a contradiction in the ad :( It was meant to be a totally uplifting ad, but they said something dumb to make it seem like the person wasn't important. They've edited the ad now and it seems generic af
I might be good case study.I have this uncontrollable eye twitch when I feel impatient. I don't act, or portray myself as anywhere near impatient. I'm polite and courteous. It's just that I get an eye twitch as I'm feeling impatient, which makes me stretch my eyes to stop... See More »
Is it time to lose the scruffy look?Maybe it's time to cut off the face fur and trim back the long hair. I will downgrade back into human form if I make such a choice. So I need to be wise about my decision.
I got my phone :DIf you care for context: https://similarworlds.com/33-Experiences/2158453-I-dont-know-anyone-named-Crystal-but-she-still It was a computer error and the main office is launching an investigation to fix the fault. Turns out that the phone was... See More »
