If & when Trump starts his social media network.What do you think it should be called? My bet is INSTAKLAN!
To those who put something in a cupboard, close the door, hear something crash & walk away.YOU ARE MY PEOPLE! βπ·
You can't make this shit up!!Turns out the "Gold" statue of Trump is made out of Iron Pyrate, AKA fools Gold!! π€¦ββοΈ
Valentine's day.Has anybody recieved 2 dozen Red Roses & a exceptional bottle of wine, they weren't expecting? Mine for some reason mine haven't arrived. Must be lost in transit! π€
I won't mention names! [I Got Something To Say]To the twenty something year old girls on here, who think forty something year old women are jealous of them. - ENJOY YOUR NEXT 25O+ PERIODS! β
I Have a Question If this is the answer π What is the question?!!! π€·ββοΈ (Possible prizes available).
I Love Making Lists Let's make a top 100 music chart, sponsored by Coronavirus! I'll start. Don't stand so close to me -The police.
Breaking NewsOFFICIAL: Donald Trump has renamed the San Andreaus Fault, "China's Fault"! MAGA π€·ββοΈ
There are 363 days until Christmas and people have got their decorations up.UNBELIEVABLE!!! π€¦ββοΈ