Which Games Are You Watching Today?NFL football is finally back in full swing!! HUZZAH!!! I've got PIT v CLE early on CBS, meh.. Cleveland fans will want to bring extra paper bags to wear!! JAC v NYG This one should be interesting, I just love when Eli makes that pouty face after he...See More »
Would You Mate With a God?Even though the child would be a half God and would devour you after being born...
What do you Hear Right Now?Crickets & Tree Frogs, an air conditioner, the tick-tick of the coffee pot, the whooshing sound of auto tires on the nearby highway.
What Was the Last Crime You Witnessed?I saw a guy get stabbed in the parking lot next to my house a few months ago!
Is This How to Sell Perfume or What?? Jiggity!! I'll buy that for a dollar! What is it about this girl that gets guys all worked up. She isn't even all that good looking but when she turns around and looks at you with those eyes... Things just seem to happen!
Who's Your Favorite Sexy Bird? The Great Tit maybe? What about the Tufted Titmouse? Another popular choice is the Rose Breasted Grosbeak!! My personal favorite however has got to be the Rufus Sided Towhee...
Have you ever Found a Chewed Up Raw Potato in Your Yard?I just did... What do you suppose it means?? I'm doubling the guard tonight just in case it's an evil omen!!
In Which Drawer Do You Keep Your Underwear?I'm a lower right guy myself, I know some people prefer upper left. Is it a gender thing?
I Served In the MilitaryI'm proud to have served. I was enlisted, if I had been an officer they would have said I had leadership qualities! But since I was enlisted, I was just a troublemaker...
Ever Put a Small Hand Grenade Up Your Nose?And then pretend to sneeze.. Ahhh.. Ahhhh... BOOMMMM!!!! Gets 'em every time!
Do You Ever Look in a Mirror? Poll (5) See Poll OptionsReally look, like deep into your own eyes? Do you ever try to figure who exactly is looking back at you? Ever wonder, if you passed them on on street,...See More »
Viagra, Levitra, or Cialis?What's the difference? Do they all work the same? (asking for a friend...)
Have You Ever?Sent a hilariously bad resume for a job you didn't really want just so they would not call you? Skills: Looking like I'm working when I'm really not. Experience: Binge watched all 10 seasons of Friends. Salary Expectations: More than you can...See More »
I Don't Believe In Safe WordsMine is "Pineapple" and you're not allowed to use it! Go find your own safe word...