Have You Ever?

Sent a hilariously bad resume for a job you didn't really want just so they would not call you?

Skills: Looking like I'm working when I'm really not.
Experience: Binge watched all 10 seasons of Friends.
Salary Expectations: More than you can afford...

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SW-User

Not really a hilarious one, but I did send one for a nursing job and I didn't think they'd pay me what I needed to have to leave my job at that time...went for the interview and was surprised that they did offer me comparable pay...now I work there! ☺

GerOttman · 61-69, M

@SW-User So you're really bad at writing a terrible resume! Probably want to add that to your next one...

SW-User

@GerOttman hopefully won't have a next one!

MachiavellianSpirit · 26-30, F

No, but now i'm really tempted to. My greatest strength could be "not showing up."

GerOttman · 61-69, M

@MachiavellianSpirit And acting like I give a crap...

KingofPizza2 · 36-40, M

I've written crazy cover letters but not the resume to pair with them, unfortunately.

GerOttman · 61-69, M

@KingofPizza2 Just print out a huge "L" and attach it to the resume!

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