I Like To Say Good Night To You All With All My Love*lets the gentle waves of the pond rock against my lily pad as I slowly close my eyes*
I Love These LyricsLess yes, more no, lets get blessed up, lets get control, lets get these waves rolling. Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was, blame every other one.
I Hate My RoomatesTo my roommates: Can u have a fight in your room like normal people instead of in front of my house. I really don't want the cops to get called.
I Love Old CarsTo body shop machanics: I'm going to have to redo your entire job myself. Oh you just wait till I get into your shop tomorrow. *readies arsenal of mechanic insults*
I Have AccidentsTo the tanker driver pulling out of the lot, and almost backed up into that school bus: Are you serious right now? It's big and yellow! Did you not see it or did you think he was gonna wait for you!? Just wow. Wow wow wow.
I Think Ep Trolls Are FunnyTo amonniascrubbertime: Today I saw a guy at the store wearing a tenessee T-shirts. I wanted to shout "scrubber time." At him. But no one in the world except for similr worlds' residents would understand it. Thank you for making me laugh to...See More »
I Crack Myself UpTo myself: Why do you walk past the baskets at the grocery store and thing, "oh I don't need that. I'm only getting to things." Then walk to the opposite corner of the store to grab milk and ice cream and lose feeling in your hands by the time...See More »
I Act Inappropriately SometimesSo, is it ok if I take out some of my anger on people who are obviously trolling. I mean, they want the attention, and I want to curse people out who I can't normally curse out. Seems like a win win situation to me. Or is this action looked down...See More »
I Love Singing In the CarTo the cute blonde singing really loud in her with the windows rolled down next to me at the red light: you are doing it wrong. You are supposed to do that with the windows rolled up in the privacy of your own car. So don't flip me off when I...See More »
I Am A Netflix AddictTo Adam sandler: I cant take you serious when you try to play a badass. I just keep seeing billy Madison.
I Love to GrillTo the clerk currently holding the keys to the propane cage: I waited in line like everyone else and already paid for my exchange. Why are you making me wait on the next three customers. Sorry four now. The cage is literally 25 Ft behind you.
I Hate PoliceTo the cop that wants to ride my ass in a 45 while I'm doing 50: Is this how you guys are trained to catch speeders? By motivating me to speed? Or are you trying to search my car before you pull me over?
I Am Angry Almost All The Time About SomethingTo the cashier running the self checkout line: Stop talking to other employees and fix this damn scale. I bagged my item! Fix this!