I Crack Myself Uponce back in the service I don't remember what we were on but I heard about this ...a buddy and i (in the barracks )we're not going to sleep for a while know what I mean Verne, so anyway this corporal goes to take a shower Marines or all branches...See More »
I Crack Myself Upever just start giggling when you're in serious trouble ?I rear ended a guy and we pulled over. turns out he was a dwarf and he walks back to me and looks up and says I'm not Happy. and I said well which one are you. .that's when the fight started
I Crack Myself Uphooooo man that was good .......I'm thinking to myself. .....then I do what no self respecting sarcasm lover wound do and go and repeat myself hoping they will get it. which they never admit which makes me a bore boor
I Crack Myself UpTo myself: Why do you walk past the baskets at the grocery store and thing, "oh I don't need that. I'm only getting to things." Then walk to the opposite corner of the store to grab milk and ice cream and lose feeling in your hands by the time...See More »