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Evillynn: This is her house now
4 hrs ago
mindstruggle: Why are you ignoring me? 😒
@NerdyPotato
8 hrs ago
mindstruggle: Why are you ignoring me? 😒
I’m in a coma!
9 hrs ago
ProfessorPlum77: The definition of a socialist:
@ProfessorPlum77 awww wittle incel: how do you...
1 day ago
ProfessorPlum77: The definition of a socialist:
Awww who’s an angry little incel.
1 day ago
mindstruggle: if you’re not making soup with me this fall, then...
The more you soup the more you poop.
1 day ago
CaptainBard: My moms a badass
She sounds awesome. Is she also a bard?
1 day ago
CaptainBard: Only people with really high IQs can beat this...
But its free.
2 days ago
mindstruggle: Me looking at the person who caught me typing 7+4...
Well whats the answer?
3 days ago
TheWanderingMind: She definitely has room for 2
He was probably bad in the sack.
3 days ago
maskedbandit: Text from Trump:
@Zaphod42 I’ve heard of people dying from cancer d...
4 days ago
maskedbandit: Text from Trump:
@Zaphod42 yeah it was insane. I got at least one...
4 days ago
maskedbandit: Text from Trump:
I commented on one thing once calling them out for...
4 days ago
CaptainBard: And I ask you friend, what’s a bard to do
Get some platform shoes.
5 days ago
mindstruggle: Sometimes the strongest person you know is a 5'2...
I don’t see no guns
5 days ago
mindstruggle: Me entering your life is proof that the universe...
I guess
6 days ago
mindstruggle: I was chasing you in my dream last night. 🥹
Was I naked?
6 days ago
yugimotodm: This is 30
All the time.
6 days ago
CaptainBard: Am I welcome here?
There’s a height requirement.
6 days ago
Frostcloud: my mom died three years ago this month
Sorry, mine died four years ago. My cats birthday...
1 week ago