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mindstruggle: If I could ride a bike I'd zoom around the world...
It’s not hard. I’ll teach you.
4 hrs ago
CaptainBard: Please accept this giant wooden horse as a token...
A giant horse for you could still be a pony.
1 day ago
mindstruggle: Just cleaned out my junk drawer. If anyone needs a...
I could use it to throw at someone!
4 days ago
mindstruggle: "we listen and we don't judge"
It’s probably a cult
4 days ago
mindstruggle: I'm selling Baby deer with anger issues.
I’ll take it!
5 days ago
CaptainBard: Do you only keep me around to open pickle jars?
Naw your like my mascot.
5 days ago
mindstruggle: Basically you just need to keep weirding people...
I’ve been doing it all wrong this whole time!
6 days ago
SW-Questions: Where do you see yourself in 5 years time?
Fighting in the human resistance against the...
6 days ago
DustyPotato: I'm very upset right now.
I have the same problem. My body naturally wants...
6 days ago
mindstruggle: Listen, they can't outsmart you if you aren't...
I wanna be a dumdum.
6 days ago
mindstruggle: I talk a LOT at work today. So exhausting. 🫩
Learn to mime!
1 week ago
CaptainBard: Get your own rock
So mean to me.
1 week ago
CaptainBard: How did you even do that??!
I eat my green beans.
1 week ago
mindstruggle: I’ve already spent my $3.30 budget for August
Bardy of course
1 week ago
mindstruggle: The minute I decided to lose weight before this...
@mindstruggle can I have one?
1 week ago
mindstruggle: The minute I decided to lose weight before this...
Be a big froggy if you want to be!
1 week ago
Justmeraeagain: Can we all agree that we should stop throwing...
1 week ago
mindstruggle: Some people treat deodorant like it's against...
Its a self defense mechanism to scare people off.
1 week ago
mindstruggle: You ever feel like someone is looking at you and...
The cia has been using babies to spy on me for...
1 week ago
mindstruggle: Sweet message for you 😘
I already knew that.
1 week ago