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SW-Questions: Are you brave enough to reveal your SimilarWorlds'...
I didn’t even know I had one. They must be...
17 hrs ago
CaptainBard: Where’s my money? 🤨
@mindstruggle because your always stealing it!
19 hrs ago
CaptainBard: Where’s my money? 🤨
If your smart in a diverse portfolio of various...
19 hrs ago
mindstruggle: Guess who's ugly?
Naw Im gross.
1 day ago
mindstruggle: Sorry for annoying you all time, here's a flower...
Awww here’s a cucumber 🥒!
1 day ago
CaptainBard: I walked 3.5 miles in the heat
I run more than that in the heat because Im tough.
1 day ago
CaptainBard: What are you lookin at? 🤨
The top of your head
1 day ago
BluntSm0ker: According to Brahmins if you eat fried chicken 3...
But you’ll have a heart attack in a year so it...
2 days ago
mindstruggle: Come along with me and the butterflies and bees we...
And collect all the heart rocks for @Bexsy
2 days ago
mindstruggle: Me enjoying all 50 minutes of my 30 minute break...
Froggies automatically get extra time
3 days ago
CaptainBard: Every little bit counts! Every little bit counts!...
I saw a guy at the gym the other day with a shirt...
4 days ago
mindstruggle: Whooooooooosh!!!! 🪄✨
Thank you fairy god frog.
4 days ago
CaptainBard: You look like you’ve just seen a ghost
You startled me, your so tiny I didn’t see you...
5 days ago
mindstruggle: sorry officer I don’t know how this traffic cone e...
You needed it as a booster seat.
5 days ago
mindstruggle: You know what everybody likes? Parfaits.
I don’t know Im sure some grumpy people don’t.
6 days ago