Captainjackass

Awww Im sure it’s not that horrible.

@DrScissorhands the original version always...

Yes and I don’t see a lot of couples at all...

That was such a creepy song

@DrScissorhands honestly I like that version...

Naughty! 😈

I was possibly the most hated kid in my school....

Itabaianinha, Brazil

@mindstruggle glad to see you’re one of us.

@mindstruggle thank god I thought you were a...

@mindstruggle you have a healthy relationship with...

You’re close with your mom? Weirdo.

@mindstruggle 🫂 Don’t you dare!

All women should. All men however should be...

I would pay to see that.

I can see you as a hermit.

Excuse me Im the only captain here!

Whats the passcode?

Yeah Im afraid you might hide in some place...

@mindstruggle