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ShepherdBard: I did last minute shopping today
Do my shopping for me mister buddha!
6 hrs ago
ShepherdBard: We’ve got the place surrounded
You and your sheep? 🐑 Move it along already.
6 hrs ago
AbsolutelyFabulous: How many of your nerves do I get on?
None, your not nearly psychotic enough to irritate...
9 hrs ago
AbsolutelyFabulous: He's obviously always brickin it🤣😎
@AbsolutelyFabulous his organs must be shredded. I...
10 hrs ago
Metalbarbie: Every club/bar should have this in the women's...
What if your dates going bad and you need an...
1 day ago
ShepherdBard: Are you going to cut me out of all the Christmas...
Naw Ill just edit out the booster seat.
2 days ago
SW-Questions: How are you planning to spend the holidays?
Doing schoolwork and editing.
2 days ago
JohnOlinger81: Should there be a church called The Church Of...
Isn’t that what the maga cult already is.
2 days ago
ShepherdBard: That’ll be $5 please
You said Id get my moneys worth and you haven’t...
2 days ago
ShepherdBard: Don’t you wag your finger at me!
I wasn’t I was giving you the bird.
3 days ago
WWG1WGA: TRUMP IS GOING TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF DRONES AND...
You know someone actually would believe this.
3 days ago
pripyatamusementpark: Sometimes I want to say
Is it pinefresh or new car?
3 days ago
pripyatamusementpark: Have you figured it out yet ?
Anyone who says they have are either lying or...
3 days ago
mindstruggle: I will stop being dramatic in 2095. 🙂
I’ll believe it when I see it. Im setting a note t...
4 days ago
CountScrofula: In case I was ever mean to you in 2024
No one makes me improve on myself! 😡
4 days ago
CountScrofula: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard...
I once saw someone stop at a sign that said the...
4 days ago
ShepherdBard: Did you meet your significant other at a speed...
@mindstruggle was it after a wedding and he was an...
4 days ago
CountScrofula: Alright folks, time to switch your normal anxiety...
Holidays are always so exhausting and stressful....
4 days ago
ShepherdBard: Did you meet your significant other at a speed...
@mindstruggle did you have a yellow umbrella?
4 days ago