Captainjackass

@mindstruggle it was okay. Now Im gonna get...

God I hope so.

I have woken up yelling occasionally

The usual plotting to take over the world.

It gets better. No it doesn’t really.

@Bexsy stop being lazy and do some jumping jacks.

I went for a run outside today for the first time...

@mindstruggle 😱 then I’ll turn them into frogs!...

@mindstruggle please tell me their at least...

@mindstruggle 😲 are they cool and adorable too?

@itsok that is the sexiest thing a woman can say...

Im on my way. I have no idea where you live so Im...

Call him in the middle of a night to tell him...

@mindstruggle he better be or I’ll have a word...

You already have bardys card though. Is he not...

That fish looks hammered

@mindstruggle admittedly it was a decade after the...

@mindstruggle good cause Im irritating as hell not...

Are you talking about me?

At least you’re making it fun!