Hey man nobody wants to see that. I'm old, I'm saggy, I have more rolls these days than a local bakery. Nobody wants to see it but that's too damn bad. I'm walking around shirtless because I can. Also it's hot outside.
Good old soul train I always wanted to go dance down the line on this show. Used to dance in front of the tv when I was a kid whenever it came on.
Well i checked out but learned some stuffI didn't stay the full time but I did learn stuff. I found out I got a bit of brain damage from years of heavy drinking and from when I used to do drugs and got some dementia setting in because of being a hardcore alcoholic for long time. Explains...See More »
I think im going to check myself into a mental hospital/detox place.I know I need help for my issues both mentally and physically with my drinking. I think it's time to be serious and I did promise my family I would
Im proud of myself. I figured out how to doordash something and it worked.I'm useless with technology and for once I got it to work.
My hand is hurting and i don't know what I did to it. Dont you hate that?Making a fist hurts my thumb joint aches the most and I can hardly grip shit without pain.
Where is the supposed privilege I have?If I had any I wouldn't be broke and having nothing. I'd be sitting pretty on a yacht holding down a fancy corporate job
Which would be best to apply for job wiseChipotle,amazon or mcdonalds. Salons are very open one day and closed the next anymore and I need stability
Why do they like meI never understood how I manage to get a boyfriend/partner or get a guy to crush on me. Even more baffling given my age and I'm not the greatest looking anymore. I don't know if they believe I'm desperate or they genuinely like me.
I just found out that someone ive known for over 20 years has loved me for a long time but was afraid to tell me.The only problem is he's in new york and I'm now in California. Damn, why didn't you tell me before I left. He's a good guy too.
I yelled at a pizza delivery guy because he almost hit meHe blew a stop sign and was going way over 25mph and he almost hit me if I didnt slam on the brakes. He stopped afterwards and stared at me. I rolled down my window and started screaming at him. Damn near threw my drink at him too. I think he got...See More »
It was supposed to be a relaxing swim but the dumb neighbor kids are screaming too loudMy sister has a pool and I wanted to relax but not anymore because the kids next door wont stop screaming and acting up
Im becoming one of the old people who can't keep up with the times.It's clearer and clearer each time something new happens. All the covid changes that involve technology. With the tablets and the menu scanning and the no contact. Everything is online and I am not the most technology savvy person. In fact I struggle...See More »
This new heart and emoji thing is confusingIt looks jumbled and I don't know who did what or what it all means. I also don't like how it makes you be VIP to see who hearted the comments. It's too confusing
Come to think of it every business I went into today people were rude to me for no damn reasonFirst at the resteraunt, then we went to another place for more drinks and the guy clearly didn't want to serve us. He just gave us some phone menu thing and told us to scan it with our phone like we were 5. I know we are an older group of people but...See More »
Ever have a rude waiter or waitress?Just had one today. Went out to lunch with my sisters and the waitress from the get go wanted our food orders right off the bat. We just sat down and had barely figured out what we wanted to drink let alone look at the menu. We told her we needed...See More »