If the Aliens came down and said we could vote to erase our species from the planet, would you vote yes or no?
Are you going to vote for my political party?The main thing I'm pushing for is the removal of all two wheeled vehicles from the road. No mote motorbikes or cyclists.
What is your favorite accent?Irish, for me it's Irish. Guy, girl, doesn't matter, I hear an Irish accent and I'm immediately attracted to them.
Do you think the Romans could have conquered Germany if they cut down all the trees, drained all the bogs and killed anyone who owned a weapon?And I'm talking about back in the days of Drusus and Tiberius, when they were mucking around in Germany, because I think Tiberius even sailed as far as Denmark, and Drusus campaigned as far as the Elbe.
What the hell is with those child pagents?I mean who the hell invented them and why do they keep happening?
Ever seen two chicks fight?I once watched a Tongan and an Islander chick fight in high school, it was scary.
What's wrong with my TV, it's gone all pink and green?Pink and green are the only two colors it shows now.
Would you be angry if you bought a house that turned out to be haunted?I feel sorry for the poor morons who buy the house I grew up in, though last I heard it's still on the market.