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She's talking about vibrators, & I've long since lost interest. I've nothing to contribute to this conversation. I 'm looking out the window.

Her: You being a prude?
Me: I've no use for them myself so I don't know what you're talking about.
Her: Seriously? 😂
Me: A vibrator won't pin you against the wall by the throat until you beg, will it... So no use for them.
Her:

These easily shocked people 😂😂😂
Lilymoon · F
😆😆👌🏻 love it
@Lilymoon it was fun 😌
As if she didnt know! Pfffft


Mmmm
@BettyBeez I need to start thinking about something else 😂
@SevenTierCrazyCake samesies 😬
helenS · 36-40, F
Excellent! That's exactly why there's no point in using one of those pastic toys. 🌷
@helenS yup yup.
helenS · 36-40, F
@SevenTierCrazyCake I'm glad I'm not the only one who needs the real thing.
@helenS it is what it is.
Keepitsimple · 51-55, F
Just about peed my pants reading that...that was good! 👍
@Keepitsimple yippeeeee! 😁
Allelse · 36-40, M
My wife was curious if her little clit vibrator would feel nice on my balls, but nah it didn't. Back in the day I used the water jets on the downstairs bathtub!! I never actually shot a load that wasn't underwater till I was like 14.
@Allelse we have such a close relationship don't we 😂
Allelse · 36-40, M
@SevenTierCrazyCake Hahahahaha!! :D Yep! Also helps I don't have a shameful bone in my body.
@Allelse keep that shit up. I love it!
JoeyFoxx · 51-55, M
But... you said it out loud!!

*faints*
@JoeyFoxx needed said. 🤷🏻‍♀️
SW-User
@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout just scissoring now? 😂
✂️ooh momma✂️
UpsideOutInsideDown · 36-40, M
Sure won't, you need a new Fuckotron 2020 model. It'll fuck you as hard as the rest of 2020 has, and won't leave crumbs in the bed for an after sex biscuit. Really can't do better
daphodil · 46-50, F
@UpsideOutInsideDown no food allowed in bed!!
@Degbeme 😂😂😂
JacksonBlue · 31-35, M
My vibrator does that. You need to be shopping in better stores.
@JacksonBlue you must have the fuckotron 2020
JacksonBlue · 31-35, M
@SevenTierCrazyCake I considered that one. But i went with the violator 3000 instead
@JacksonBlue discerning tastes.
DrWatson · 70-79, M
She asked whether you were a prude.

You answered her question.

So, what's her problem? 🤷‍♂️
@DrWatson my thought exactly 😁
EuphoricTurtle · 41-45, M
Lucky for you they've just released the dildo-wall-pinner 3000!!!
@EuphoricTurtle hell yes!!
Benjr134 · M
For now that is. Jk
@Benjr134 crikey.
SW-User
LOL. That was priceless! 😂
@SW-User her face was a picture 😂
UserNameSW · 46-50, M
Y'all need an upgrade
Captainjackass · 31-35, M
🙈🙉 TMI auntie
@Captainjackass sorry, honey 😂
@AlyAngel 🤭
SW-User
I mean...technology is improving everyday.
@MrBlueGuy you make a good point.
Viper · M
So that's what does it for ya, huh?
@Viper we all gotta have a hobby.
JoePourMan · 61-69, M
@JoePourMan I enjoyed myself, certainly 😂
@MrBrownstone teehe!
MrBrownstone · 46-50, M
@SevenTierCrazyCake I mean....wow
@MrBrownstone what? 😂 😇
travelguy01 · 41-45, M
Well well now....... 😏😁😇
@travelguy01 as the say is long
travelguy01 · 41-45, M
@SevenTierCrazyCake Alaska days in the dead of winter maybe 🤣
@travelguy01 *snort*

 
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