Remove Ads Get VIP
Embarrassing & Funny

If Similar Worlds was a theme park, what kinds of rides do you think it would have? 馃

Oldest First | Newest First
DDonde26-30, M
Tunnel of love, followed by the Tunnel of hate
LilPuckBunnyF
Naked Fun House
Dan8841131-35, M
[@928374,LilPuckBunny] I would probably end up passing on that one 馃槅馃槅馃槅.
LilPuckBunnyF
[@940086,QuietOne88] Me too!
Johnblackthorn56-60, M
A roller-coaster of stupidity.
Johnblackthorn56-60, M
[@44863,Elessar] it would be funny and especially stupid because he could just pardon himself, it's been done before.
Elessar26-30, M
[@1049557,Johnblackthorn] They went as far as claiming the election was rigged without any evidence altogether, if that was a walkable path they'd have tried it already, imo.
Johnblackthorn56-60, M
[@44863,Elessar]so far no American president has tried it, but I'm certain he'll give it a shot, or Biden will pardon him!
SW User
The zipper,
SW User
[@940086,QuietOne88] it鈥檚 a legit ride out in the Midwest. 2 people to a cart and they strap you in and spin you in circles both ways while doing a 360 100 feet up in the air .. it鈥檚 terrifying but fun when you ride it about 1,000 times lol
Dan8841131-35, M
[@335573,AlexaSmilez] Sounds like fun as long as you don't eat before hand...
SW User
[@940086,QuietOne88] hahaha ! Yup
texasborn8931-35, M
A haunted house
A room of mirrors
LilPuckBunnyF
[@364540,texasborn89] It would be "filtered mirrors" so people didn't show what they really look like. 馃樃
QueenOfQuirkF
no offence but the rides would need a lot of Viagra
Leggs46-50, F
I hope it would not have that ride from King's Island called the Delirium. It looks really stupid but it is scary as hell being on that thing.
DonotfolowmeF
All the kinky ones
Leggs46-50, F
[@1098989,Donotfolowme] Imagine then what the house of horrors would be like.
Gangstress36-40, F
Ghost train
SamtheDogM
Fantasy Island, just really all smoke n mirrors.
SamtheDogM
Whack a walley too!
LilPuckBunnyF
[@854658,SamtheDog] These are great!
LilPuckBunnyF
Hook a Catfish
Gangstress36-40, F
[@928374,LilPuckBunny] lmao 馃ぃ
LilPuckBunnyF
The Log Flume would have a very different meaning. 馃槵

馃挬
LilPuckBunnyF
[@467717,Gangstress] 馃ぎ That's very "Splash Mountain"
Dan8841131-35, M
[@467717,Gangstress] [@928374,LilPuckBunny] 馃ぎ
LilPuckBunnyF
Waterworld: Under the Semen
LilPuckBunnyF
Blackpool has got a ride called "The Big One" that would be a worry in a SW theme park.
whowasthatmaskedman61-69, M
In a word... Here it is...
https://www.thisiscolossal.com/2015/08/dismaland/
SamtheDogM
[@621893,whowasthatmaskedman]
LilPuckBunnyF
Fapper's Rapids
BlondeBookworm31-35, F
A Fetish FunHouse, with all of SW's most common fetishes.
Dan8841131-35, M
[@1128378,Cattails] I may have to pass on that one too 馃槀...
luvnsunshine22-25, F
It would just be the lines for the rides. You鈥檇 have people walking past everyone in line trying to engage them in conversation about various disturbing fetishes. Once every person in the line ignored them they'd put on a disguise and do the entire thing over again. Then when you'd try to engage someone in the line in a normal conversation someone would interject screaming about their political beliefs which have nothing to do with your conversation.

 
Post Comment  
 
34559 people following
Embarrassing & Funny
Personal Stories, Advice, and Support
New Post
Group Members