Another suspicious package

The anti climatic big reveal.


LOL. Buying off ebay though is more fun than going to the hardware store. Especially when the post lady knocks and leaves it on the step almost giving you a wink. Clearly she's had wasp invasion problems too.

Is it from South America 🤔

Goaud moaning.....its consouling that fomaus mosterpisse by Van Clump...Zee Fallen Madonna wiz ze Big Boobies!!!!

🤔

Dildo ?

That’s the ‘John Holmes’ special delivery

Call the bomb squad !
....or maybe the Deli.

Something for the wife maybe? 😏🤭

hahahaha God bless!! Feel lucky

I want that sandwich in my mouth