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What is something only a British person would say? 😏

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DarkSideoftheMoon · 31-35, F

Care for some spotted dick?

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Bro89 · 31-35, M

U can try my spotted dick anyday, babe. @DrWatson

Bro89 · 31-35, M

@JavaJoe 🤣 You're funny!.. Gora meets yeast infection...

Rosejilly · 56-60, F

@DrWatson @DarkSideoftheMoon Am I on the spotted dick debate? People - leave it!!!

SW-User

[c=#4C0073]care for a spot of tea, old chap?[/c]

TJNewton · M

@SW-User Pot not spot

Fernie · F

Would you like a cuppa?

crownedwithlaurel97 · 26-30, F

"i can't wait to eat beans on toast"

TJNewton · M

@crownedwithlaurel97 😂😂😂 nonsense

crownedwithlaurel97 · 26-30, F

@TJNewton my mom's English and i hear this too often😂

TJNewton · M

@crownedwithlaurel97 Hahahahahahaha i'm british too lol we never say I can't wait to eat beans on toast maybe your mum misses them :)

gjp63 · 56-60, M

Of course it's June, can't you see the rain

UnrestrictedHappy ·

Fish fingers, chips and beans please...

TheConstantGardener · 56-60, M

Turned out nice again, didn't it?

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TJNewton · M

@TheConstantGardener It sure does

TheConstantGardener · 56-60, M

@TJNewton Turned out nice again, didn't it?

TicketyBoo · 61-69, F

Oh really...I do, lol@TJNewton

Datura · F

Well, my Brit friend told me she was wearing her new jumper, hoovering , and had a pot on the hob and was having biscuits for dessert...and I thought maybe she was talking in a foreign language! Bloody hell 😉

Anyone up to smoking a fag?

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Fernie · F

@CereBellum he's a real moron isn't he?

TJNewton · M

@Fernie Bahahahahahahahahaha coming from you thats a compliment

Fernie · F

@TJNewton another moronic comment. Why haven't i blocked your moronic ass yet?

Tiddz200 · 31-35, M

Golly gumdrops the old boy's gone and done it

Friendship0nlyPlease · 31-35, F

Foxyfoxfox · 51-55, F

What in the bloody hell is that?!

SW-User

"Bloody hell!"

Fernie · F

Sod off ya wanker!

4meAndyou · F

"...and Bob's your Uncle!"😂

Nyloncapes · 61-69, M

Raining again lol

Harriet03 · 41-45, F

After you....

JamesHanes · 26-30, M

“Mind the cat”.

4meAndyou · F

"He was barking!" (Meaning, "He was barking mad.")

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4meAndyou · F

@DrWatson I've been watching Midsomer Murders on Amazon. 😉

DrWatson · 70-79, M

@4meAndyou Jolly good of you!

4meAndyou · F

Harriet03 · 41-45, F

Did you see that tit Trump on the telly last night Mabel??

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Harriet03 · 41-45, F

@DrWatson Definitely tit!

DrWatson · 70-79, M

@Harriet03 Well, I have just learned another British idiom. Thank you! And who says that the internet does not have great educational value?????

Harriet03 · 41-45, F

@DrWatson [image deleted]

CheshireCatalyst · 36-40, M

Brexit is a good idea

TicketyBoo · 61-69, F

Lol@CheshireCatalyst

DrWatson · 70-79, M

@CheshireCatalyst Well, Donald Trump says it too....

SW-User

It's looking black over Bill's mother's.

xSharp · 31-35, M

ah bloody hell i done pissed me'self 🧐

PikachuTrainer · 26-30, M

Jolly good show old chap.

Degbeme · 70-79, M

summat, nowt,

SW-User

Love a duck!

Bro89 · 31-35, M

Bloody hell.

Pfuzylogic · M

Tra la la

SW-User

Blimey

Groofydorkgerdo · 56-60, M

Wanker...

bijouxbroussard · F

Crikey !

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bijouxbroussard · F

@TrueLifeATL The aborigines say that ?

Starcrossed · 41-45, F

I'm not sure but the statement would carry a couple extra unnecessary letter Us for no reason.

Sharky86 · 36-40, M

LOL Idk but I've read many times things like this on TimeOut London. They often do lists of stuff!

-Keep left.-

nacnud · 31-35, M

Raining cats and dogs

Fernie · F

@nacnud No...I'm from Boston,MA and have used that expression all my life...as have other Americans

nacnud · 31-35, M

Ok. Fair enough.

DrWatson · 70-79, M

@nacnud But if you changed that to "raining bloody cats and dogs", that would be distinctly British!

Carla · 61-69, F

Ive been called cheeky more than a couple of times.

Rosejilly · 56-60, F

Wanna packet of scratchings with that?

Rosejilly · 56-60, F

"What's the weather say for today?"

YMITheWayIM · 46-50, M

Why me blimey?

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TJNewton · M

Goody goody gumdrops

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