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What is your most embarrassing wardrobe malfunction?

Yes, I know that I asked this question before but we have new people here now.
JamesBarker26-30, M
My swimming trunks came down when i was getting out of the water in this pool. The shorts went down to my knees!
JaggedLittlePill46-50, F
I have this one piece short outfit and the top when I bend over just shows all the way down to my panties. I keep meaning to buy tape! Last summer I wore it and went to take photos of my vehicle for the insurance in the parking lot of my apartment building and apparently gave the construction guys a full view.
girlsmoke197546-50, F
@JaggedLittlePill Good one! Thanks for sharing.
LarryZ56-60, M
My wife comes from a family of four - 2 sisters, one brother. We are all close in age. Back when we were dating (high school), I spent the weekend camping with them. We had a blow up raft and took it out on a lake. I was sitting on one side rowing, while her sisters were sitting on the other side. Later in the trip they started to laugh and point at me - My dick had fallen out of my shorts and was visible to both of them. I quickly put it back in, a little embarrassed. They have never let me forget it.
girlsmoke197546-50, F
@LarryZ Oooops!
Suethenudist31-35, F
Was wearing just a long t shirt out shopping. Went to grab something off the top shelf and all below was exposed.
girlsmoke197546-50, F
@Suethenudist Oooops.
Thevy2941-45, M
My wardrobe collapsed when I was 15 and some mags that should have remained hidden were scattered on the bedroom floor when other members of the house came to see what the noise was.
rckt14861-69, M
I was set to preform at 8pm ,,my pants so tight they looked painted on but ladies aways told me how good I looked in them
Another band was opening for me and they were pretty good so one of my fans grab me as I am getting a drink and starts dancing ,,well I am all full of myself so I start dancing with her and I do a drop to impress her and bust the ass out of my pants ,,
I ran out ,jumped in my car and hauled butt to a friends house that was like 20 miles away
Frantic I am banging on his door and his wife answers ,,Come on in Rick
"Nice Ass" and she grabs my butt and grabs butt ,,,the look on her face was priceless ...I'll get Rudy she says ,,walking away with an evil smile '
Rudy I say ,I don't have time to explain ,,I need a pair of dress slacks or black jeans and I need them quick ,I am suppose to be on stage in 15 min ,,20 miles away

He gives me the jeans and I run into his bathroom and change

I get back everyone in the band is in a panic ,,the girl told them we were dancing and all the sudden I just ran out and took off in my car ,,she didn't know what happened to me ...

It was a big laugh after the show ,,,my buddies wife said she wanted my split pants for a souvenir ,,,I let her keep them

I haven't worn tight pants since
girlsmoke197546-50, F
@rckt148 Hahahaha! Thanks for sharing that one.
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girlsmoke197546-50, F
@nudydude Yes. You picture might have ended up going viral
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JennyL8241-45, F
Skirt blowing up in my face, exposing everything down stairs 馃き
girlsmoke197546-50, F
@JennyL82 I can sympathize with that one.
SageWanderer70-79, M
For what it's worth, and not really embarrassing to me, but last winter I went to our local Walmart late at night. I was wearing my Utility Kilt and thought a woman was following me around the store. When I went to load my purchases into the back of the SUV a gust of wind blew my kilt up exposing everything. She did complement me on my ass.
Gentlemickey70-79, M
I'm not sure if this counts as a wardrobe malfunction... but my little grand daughter pulled my shoe and sock off while playing, leaving my pretty pink toenails on display for my relatives to see !!馃き馃
girlsmoke197546-50, F
@Gentlemickey That counts.
Funtoy4u61-69, M
I was at a Friday Happy Hour with a social group that I was a member of. While I was talking to a girl I had just met the previous Friday and one of her friends, my zipper popped. Without hesitation, I pulled out my tucked shirt and let it fall over the broken zipper. The two ladies had no idea what I was doing. I started dating one of them shortly after that and only then did I tell her what I had done. She laughed and said they wondered why I had un-tucked my shirt. We have been married now for 31 years and I still tell her that I was so excited when I first met her that I popped my zipper when I saw her.
girlsmoke197546-50, F
@Funtoy4u That's a really cool story! Thanks for sharing it.
luvin2flirt61-69, M
being in church and realizing my pants are unzipped... Oops.
girlsmoke197546-50, F
@luvin2flirt Oooops
Ambroseguy8051-55, M
Can never ask about wardrobe malfunctions too much! 馃槣
Ambroseguy8051-55, M
My most embarrassing was likely just an unbuttoned or unzipped fly - do this more often than a guy my age should - but nothing could really be seen I鈥檓 fairly certain. 馃槈
girlsmoke197546-50, F
Ambroseguy8051-55, M
@girlsmoke1975 yeah. Nothing to see here. Good thing you didn鈥檛 walk by 馃き
Master1A70-79, M
Nice comfortable broken in pair of jeans did a complete crotch tear out at a party playing coed volleyball. Have always gone commando. Everything was in the wind..
girlsmoke197546-50, F
@Master1A Oh, my!!
Master1A70-79, M
Glad we were all good friends and no kids were around. Lol.
texasdaddydom51-55, M
did not know i ripped my shorts while boating walked through dock store with my junk exposed
girlsmoke197546-50, F
@texasdaddydom That definitely qualifies as an embarrassing malfunction.
Once I dressed up as your mom and I almost jumped off a building but my skirt got stuck to the railing
Got the hiccups and drained the toilet...馃榿
MougyWolf36-40, M
When my diaper leaks. 鈽猴笍

 
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