What is your most embarrassing wardrobe malfunction?
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46-50, F
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rckt148 · 61-69, M
I was set to preform at 8pm ,,my pants so tight they looked painted on but ladies aways told me how good I looked in them
Another band was opening for me and they were pretty good so one of my fans grab me as I am getting a drink and starts dancing ,,well I am all full of myself so I start dancing with her and I do a drop to impress her and bust the ass out of my pants ,,
I ran out ,jumped in my car and hauled butt to a friends house that was like 20 miles away
Frantic I am banging on his door and his wife answers ,,Come on in Rick
"Nice Ass" and she grabs my butt and grabs butt ,,,the look on her face was priceless ...I'll get Rudy she says ,,walking away with an evil smile '
Rudy I say ,I don't have time to explain ,,I need a pair of dress slacks or black jeans and I need them quick ,I am suppose to be on stage in 15 min ,,20 miles away
He gives me the jeans and I run into his bathroom and change
I get back everyone in the band is in a panic ,,the girl told them we were dancing and all the sudden I just ran out and took off in my car ,,she didn't know what happened to me ...
It was a big laugh after the show ,,,my buddies wife said she wanted my split pants for a souvenir ,,,I let her keep them
I haven't worn tight pants since
Another band was opening for me and they were pretty good so one of my fans grab me as I am getting a drink and starts dancing ,,well I am all full of myself so I start dancing with her and I do a drop to impress her and bust the ass out of my pants ,,
I ran out ,jumped in my car and hauled butt to a friends house that was like 20 miles away
Frantic I am banging on his door and his wife answers ,,Come on in Rick
"Nice Ass" and she grabs my butt and grabs butt ,,,the look on her face was priceless ...I'll get Rudy she says ,,walking away with an evil smile '
Rudy I say ,I don't have time to explain ,,I need a pair of dress slacks or black jeans and I need them quick ,I am suppose to be on stage in 15 min ,,20 miles away
He gives me the jeans and I run into his bathroom and change
I get back everyone in the band is in a panic ,,the girl told them we were dancing and all the sudden I just ran out and took off in my car ,,she didn't know what happened to me ...
It was a big laugh after the show ,,,my buddies wife said she wanted my split pants for a souvenir ,,,I let her keep them
I haven't worn tight pants since