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PoetryNEmotion · F
A breathing hole for when you are bathing in a deep tub.
A place to plant daisy seeds.
A spare place for nuts. NOT LIKE THAT.
A swimming place for sprites.
A lint catcher.
A crumb catcher if you are a nudist.
If you push into it, it releases gas. Farting isn't always convenient. LOL.
A place to plant daisy seeds.
A spare place for nuts. NOT LIKE THAT.
A swimming place for sprites.
A lint catcher.
A crumb catcher if you are a nudist.
If you push into it, it releases gas. Farting isn't always convenient. LOL.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
No.1......... very useful
No 2.........I like that plan.
No 3. .......Someone will get off on reading that one lol
No.4. ........I've noticed that. ...they really wriggle don't they?
No. 5.........not for me ;o(
No. 6. .......Dont have to be naked for the crumbs to travel 😀
NO.7..........I will tell Mr Noodles that.
Thank you for all your sensible suggestions@PoetryNEmotion
No 2.........I like that plan.
No 3. .......Someone will get off on reading that one lol
No.4. ........I've noticed that. ...they really wriggle don't they?
No. 5.........not for me ;o(
No. 6. .......Dont have to be naked for the crumbs to travel 😀
NO.7..........I will tell Mr Noodles that.
Thank you for all your sensible suggestions@PoetryNEmotion
Peekaboo20 · 26-30, F
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
What a great idea!@Peekaboo20
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pennynoodles · 56-60, F
LOLOLOLOL now........that would actually make sense. @seeandhear
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@seeandhear pennynoodles 👍 😄
JustLikeGreta · F
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Brilliant! @JustLikeGreta
DrWatson · 70-79, M
@JustLikeGreta That only works for you, because of your electrifying personality :)
SageWanderer · 70-79, M
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
I might need a tumbler glass..... :O) @SageWanderer
Cutebuns696969 · 51-55, M
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Does the feather not tickle a little?@Cutebuns696969
Cutebuns696969 · 51-55, M
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Fair enough. @Cutebuns696969
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
You know, I have never actually found any lint in mine. Now in Mr Noodles' belly button that is a different story all together. @AuroraDwen
@pennynoodles It's gotta be a male thing, mine too
TheSirfurryanimalWales · 61-69, M
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
But what a mess if you fall asleep whilst eating them......@TheSirfurryanimalWales
Hdryder555 · 61-69, M
AlphaCuckTX · 56-60, M
SW-User
Self destruct. That's why it's usually going inward, so it's harder to reach.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
tonyparker1 · 61-69, M
Its for holding salt so you can dip your chips in it while watching TV in bed
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
That is what my dad always used to say @tonyparker1
Degbeme · 70-79, M
On women it catches what your cleavage doesn`t. Kinda like a back up. ;)
UserNameSW · 46-50, M
It is required to hold your bum in place
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Of course. @UserNameSW
Carver · 31-35, F
To stick needles and jewelry through. 💍
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Ohhhhh, right.@Carver
SW-User
more convenient way to smell ass
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
That probably made sense to you............@SW-User
blazingrahul · 41-45, M
For tap connection
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
ha ha ha @blazingrahul
SW-User
It’s my second mouth.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F