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When it feels like a fart, and you assume it is;

And you push to permit its' escape. Only to discover it's a minor case of Diarrhea; and it's rolling down your thigh... What do you do now?
quietlitany · 36-40, M Best Comment
Get to a bathroom, take the pants off, salvage what I can with water and TP/paper towels. If there is none, use my shirt as a rag and get as much off as possible. Rinse as much as possible. Go for a walk to dry off a bit after getting dressed. Get home.

If you have Crohn's, always carry extra clothing with you. And wipes.
Do as Litany says. Go clean up and tell your supervisor you have to go home. I am thinking you are in public and not at home. People understand. Next time you will be more prepared. There should be no shame in bodily functions.
quietlitany · 36-40, M
@PoetryNEmotion Especially in an emergency situation like that. Had an elderly customer who had a catheter or something break and stale piss went everywhere. No sense in letting it stay like that or have an elderly person struggle alone, so got right to work. The key is not letting it sit.
@quietlitany You are a very caring man. Most people would just look the other way. I am glad you both care and are intelligent too.
Carla1951 · 70-79, F
@PoetryNEmotion I'm a Senior, Retired I no longer work. Chrones was discovered when I went to the hospital with a burst appendix.
celine211 · 22-25, F
Looooollll there is a song about this..'I thought i farted but I shit'
Carla1951 · 70-79, F
@celine211 And is that explainable to the friends you're hanging with?
celine211 · 22-25, F
@Carla1951 Nope but but it will lighten your mood
I tuck my pants into my socks so it don't escape
TexChik · F
NEVER trust a fart !
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They should have provided you with a biohazard container for sharps...
Carla1951 · 70-79, F
@Carla1951 For a price yes... but that fancy jar??? I can bury them in the back yard thankyou.
Carla1951 · 70-79, F
Beans, beans, are good for your heart!
The more you eat, the more you fart!
The more you fart, the better you feel,
So let's have beans for every meal!

(Submitted by Andy Slavin of the U.K.:)
Beans, beans, good for ya heart
The more ya eat the more ya fart
The more ya fart the more ya eat
The more ya sit on the toilet seat!
bamaboylick · 61-69, M
Your in deep poop already so you might as well just let it go!
Nimbus · M
Post a question on SW about it.
samueltyler2 · 80-89, M
run like hell to the bathroom!

 
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