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When it feels like a fart, and you assume it is;

And you push to permit its' escape. Only to discover it's a minor case of Diarrhea; and it's rolling down your thigh... What do you do now?
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Carla1951 · 70-79, F
@SW-User Not unless you've been there.
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@Carla1951 I feel like you have a diarrhea fetish
Carla1951 · 70-79, F
@SW-User Nope. I have Chromes Disease. Had Diarrhea ALL my life. I have yet learned what foods can set it off. Carbonated Soda, like Pepsi or Coke will always set it off.
bamaboylick · 61-69, M
❤,feel for you @Carla1951
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@Carla1951 I had no idea that can exist.
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@Carla1951 you mean Crohn's disease....
Carla1951 · 70-79, F
@SW-User I must have been born with Diarrhea. Had it forever. I now have to self inject B12 because my body no longer can create it's own B12.
I asked the Pharmacist how I should properly dispose my needles. I was then presented with Yet another Jar that I could purchase and place the needles in there. I just wanted to know the safest way to dispose them. Any ideas? A safe way... is there a safe place?
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They should have provided you with a biohazard container for sharps...
Carla1951 · 70-79, F
@Carla1951 For a price yes... but that fancy jar??? I can bury them in the back yard thankyou.
Carla1951 · 70-79, F
Beans, beans, are good for your heart!
The more you eat, the more you fart!
The more you fart, the better you feel,
So let's have beans for every meal!

(Submitted by Andy Slavin of the U.K.:)
Beans, beans, good for ya heart
The more ya eat the more ya fart
The more ya fart the more ya eat
The more ya sit on the toilet seat!