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I Am a Fan of Vulcan Pick Up Lines

That standard issue Starfleet uniform accentuates your peak physical form admirably, but it is my professional opinion that said garment would be far better suited for a relocation to the floor of my personal quarters. 🖖

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CheshireCatalyst · 36-40, M

Lieutenant, have you considered that this turbolift journey is an inefficient use of time, and we could double our productivity by quickly attempting to procreate while we travel?

SumKindaMunster · 51-55, M

Oooh I love this.

The garment you have chosen accentuates and highlights your hips which appear to be of the baby bearing form. It stimulates my libido effectively, and I would cordially like to invite you to join me in a dark room so we may explore each other's anatomies. 🖖

DunningKruger · 56-60, M

I see that you saw one of the most recent Short Treks.

GJOFJ3 · 61-69, M

Did it work?

sarabee1995 · 26-30, F

😂

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