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I Am a Fan of Vulcan Pick Up Lines

That standard issue Starfleet uniform accentuates your peak physical form admirably, but it is my professional opinion that said garment would be far better suited for a relocation to the floor of my personal quarters. 🖖

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CheshireCatalyst · 36-40, M

Lieutenant, have you considered that this turbolift journey is an inefficient use of time, and we could double our productivity by quickly attempting to procreate while we travel?