what was the worst pickup line used on or by you? [I Ask Questions]

“Does this smell like chloroform to you?”

(Random guy) If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me 😬😬

Guy in a bar- you must be tired, you've been running through my mind all day!! 🤣

"Hey girl, I hear you were looking for a stud. Well I got the STD so all I need is U!"

My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can’t keep it in

*pretended to slip* damn girl, I'm falling for you.

You're a parking ticket. You've got fine written all over you!

I looked at your profile picture and thought you had something in your eye... then I realized it was just your sparkle.

One time someone just messaged me "asl?" Which means "age, sex, location?" Very charming.

I’ve never used them....and I only remember one being used on me (which was in one sense bad....but it actually worked).

He walked up to me and said “Fuck me if I’m wrong, but don’t I know you from somewhere?”
What could i say? I’d never seen him before in my life....and he was gorgeous!
(We went to his place)

If you were a fruit you'd be fine-apple

"What the hell, i have a few minutes to kill..."

I wouldn't leave you standing by the door if you were my date.

I would walk 5 miles over broken glass to suck on the exhaust pipe of the laundry truck taking your dirty lingerie to the cleaners.🤣

Many, many, many times, "I really like Asian girls."

Pickup lines are the equivalent of bad cologne and a cheap suit.
Wise not to do either.

hey hotstuff.. wanna go halves in a baby?..

Wanna see my vasectomy scar?

I can’t remember. Too many, and too long ago.

You’re beautiful

Are you allergic to blunt force trauma?

Hi!