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Out of all the unrealistic things about "Iron Man", the least believable is that Tony Stark chose Gwyneth Paltrow's ugly ass over all the other women.

Dude could have gotten almost any chick in the world and he chose the woman responsible for "Goop."
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ShayAdonia · 22-25, F Best Comment
It’s still not as bad as Bruce Wayne and Harvey Dent fighting over Maggie Gyllenhaal in The Dark Knight. She’s so...average looking.
MagnifiqueGirl · 18-21
[@6579,BlueMetalChick] well you are beautiful you can start there
DangerDingus · 31-35, M
[@474305,ShayAdonia] average is being generous I think. She looks like a drowned rat.
ShayAdonia · 22-25, F
[@428650,DangerDingus] She’s like Sarah Jessica Parker. It’s like something is wrong with the shape of her face.

Horses for courses
bearinthehalfwayhouse · 22-25, M
What, she ain't that bad... I mean.. Physically, mentally yeah.... That girl is oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.. Not even yo y'all can't with what it be, brem... ┴┬┴┤•ᴥ •ʔ
MarkPaul · 22-25, M
You're mixing up the actress with her character, fantasy with reality. I don't like that.
BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F
[@8638,MarkPaul] I suppose that's a fair point, Pepper Potts existed in the comics long before Paltrow played her on screen.
[@6579,BlueMetalChick] true
mrlopez · 26-30, M
🤣he was probably tired of the fast women.
Frequencys · M
For damn sure
MagnifiqueGirl · 18-21
Even he could have gotten zoe ?
MagnifiqueGirl · 18-21
[@6579,BlueMetalChick] oh because of the weapons thing ?
BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F
[@9288,MagnifiqueGirl] Yeah. Having seen the consequences of war profiteering firsthand.
MagnifiqueGirl · 18-21
[@6579,BlueMetalChick] well you got bigger guns than him could ever make right ? 😏💪
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She won his heart with vagina smelling candles, obvs
BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F
[@1077412,xxxzzzxxx] I REMEMBER WHEN SHE ACTUALLY SOLD THOSE
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PatKirby · 41-45, M
[@6579,BlueMetalChick] For someone with no breasts to brag about and a flat butt to boot, I see your point. But looks aren't [i]everything[/i]. At least she showed she actually cared about Tony Stark when she saw him removing his suit full of bullets and got freaked out (0:22)...

[youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfpIw-mGOKQ]
BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F
[@1160668,PatKirby] I suppose you're right. That does count for a lot.
PatKirby · 41-45, M
[@6579,BlueMetalChick] I can see why Tony chose Pepper Potts/Gwyneth Paltrow, because she has self-respect, dignity and is hard to get. That's a challenge for him. Not like the others, Pepper is a woman not a girl.
BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F
[@1160668,PatKirby] Ehhhhh I dunno about that part. Self respect and dignity? Doesn't exactly go hand in hand with her character. At least, not in the comics.
Reslly? I like Gwyneth Paltrow.
BelovedTed · 51-55, M
Shitty movie. Shitty genre. Fuckem all.
not a fan of the candle huh ?

quitwhendone · 46-50, M
[@752957,Strawberrry] I wonder if she has blue waffle candles.
quitwhendone · 46-50, M
But Gwenyth has pussy candles. Maybe that's why he chose her.
DangerDingus · 31-35, M
[@955094,quitwhendone] that's a good reason not to choose her
BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F
[@428650,DangerDingus] You read my mind 😂
DangerDingus · 31-35, M
[@6579,BlueMetalChick] Honestly if she's dumb enough to be shoving candles up her waffle then she needs a fire marshal, not ironman 🤣
GodsSecretAccount · 36-40, F
AI-ron man is very realistic

 
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