I heard you have a job for me

ShepherdBard · 2025-12-09T19:12:05-05:00

Work - I heard you have a job for me (33 replies).

Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F

Yeah I can't reach the top shelf I need you and your tall legs and arms to reach it for me

Captainjackass · 31-35, M

Need you to fill in for a missing boxer.

TurtlePink · 51-55, M

Ah yes, I need you to mop the ocean floor

YoMomma ·

Maybe.. i need a photo of “Susan”

Straylight · 31-35, F

Yes, there’s an exciting opening for chief friturier!

brainrapist · 31-35, F

yeah, grab the fleshlight and meet me at Walmart

Ambroseguy80 · 56-60, M

Yep we are putting you in charge of the diaper group.

deadgerbil · 26-30, M

You'll be exposed to chemicals but it will put hair on your chest

SomeIrishPerson · 31-35, M

Yes. We need to rehearse for your big role as a leprechaun next Saint Patrick's day

goliathtree · 56-60, M

dingleberry picker comes to mind.

but...could you reach them without a ladder?

The rubbish, but dishes first

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