We're not even open yet & people are already licking the windows. Omg I need a different job..

Service is hard, I hope you have a good shift

People are always trying to sneak in my job as I'm walking in, asking me questions... Like I'm not even clocked in yet leave me alone!!!

Short bus arrived early?

What do you do?

They must be hungry

People or dogs? lol

"We got ourse'f sum uh dem dare WINDER-Lickers out dare--'s gonna be a HELL of a mornin' run, people, so be ready tuh hustle and watch yer dam fingers! Remember whut happened tuh Lurlene when them feral kids came throo--now she counts base 8-and-a-half. Sorry for your pinky and half the ring finger, Lurlene."

U packin' some heat?

That was me. I heard you guys had cheesecakies.

Where the eff do you work?!?!?

Why do I have to wait till you're open to lick this tasty window?

What do you sell... eatable glass

They have come to you for you by you
No matter where you go
They will follow you
But

donotfollowme

Nooo you should be happy that people want your delicious food so much 🥺

They want to taste you

It's the Kool aid they can taste it on the windows

Brings a literal meaning to "window licker" 🤭

Where the hell do you work? A bakery?

乂^◡^乂

Widows??