We're not even open yet & people are already licking the windows. Omg I need a different job..

@Iwillwait Breakfast bar at a Marriott

@Tumbleweed Oooh, I can imagine that you see all sorts of interesting things.

@Iwillwait Yes!! We have several people staying there while they do renovations on a retirement apartment building or something & one man smells like cow poo.

@Tumbleweed Do you have farmland near by?

@Iwillwait There is farmland everywhere but these people are old & not able to work. It's like an assisted living facilty