My work husband said he doesn't like the toilet at work cause its too small

He said his balls dip into the toilet water lol i asked what makes them hang that far? And he said genetics.

I don't think i ever mentioned that my work husband is autistic. I don't wanna say severely but. He drops bombs like that on me almost everytime i see him.

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Reject · 26-30, M

Dropping two bombs from the sounds of it. I’ve had the same problem not with my balls but with the other piece of equipment so I can relate. It’s happened often enough that when I sit I have have to hold it to make sure that doesn’t happen.

Selah ·

Lmao ...see, I'm so easily fascinated i would have asked for his ball measurements and compared it to the norms after doing a little research.

Also, my work crush is autistic and every interaction is a novelty.

Pressure

[@Selah girl, exact measurements is crazy lmao. ] i had so many questions but he kept walking fast 😂 i'm just as curious. I like to think of myself as a safe space
For him to just let loose. I remember when we first met he'd be like "i wanna say something but i don't want you to take me to HR" i was like man i never went to HR about anything and i'm not gonna start now. I think you're hilarious. And ever since i gave him that green light, i realized he should be a comedian.