Do you have weird phrases your say to yourself when you're by yourself?

Nothing like that, but I do put down inanimate objects then tell them to stay.

"I'm gonna fk u in 50 different samurai styles"

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Lmfao! I j7st sing my silly songs to the shop dog. Theguys look at me like im nuts. Well i am so there! Lol

i usually practice my impersonations when i am by myself. i do get some stares when i practice them around other people. 🤣

No, but I sing random nonsense a lot. It's how I end up coming up with some of my lyrics. 🤔

The only one I have to please/blame/rely on/answer to is me.☺️

I've been in a weird phase for well over 40 years

This reminds me of an old EP member

My SO has been saying twiddly-do instead of goodbye I told her it's supposed to be, too da loo but she said she can say it how she wants to.

I sing by myself all the time, & often change the words to make my own remix based on whatever I might be doing at the moment 🤷

No, but I whistle outloud he circus music that is always playing in my head without realizing it sometimes.