Do you have weird phrases your say to yourself when you're by yourself?
Lately I am saying, "beanis penis machinus"
At least, I hope I only say it when I'm by myself 🤔
At least, I hope I only say it when I'm by myself 🤔
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DunningKruger · 61-69, M
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caccoon · 36-40
@DunningKruger Uhmmm, I guess at a filming studio? XD