What's the craziest thing you've seen at work?

One Patient, knew when someone in the community would die. She'd get very agitated, start yelling few hours before. She'd describe the person down to the last detail...

One 96 yr old Patient had fallen in his room, hitting the door handle on the way down and ripped the flesh off his forearm done to the bone. I had to help hold the old C#nt down as the Doctor sewed him back together.

Discharged a Patient who had been given Neuro Obs every 2 hours during the night and was cleared fine to go home only to discover the patient was missing an Eye and the RN hadn't gone near her. The Patient checked herself out not long after and that night her husband was admitted. He was responsible for the eye and when she found him she had scalped him.

Some years ago, I worked part time at the local arena at the snack bars. The arena held all kinds of events you could think of, in addition to being the home court of the local professional basketball team, it could be a rock group or monster trucks.

There's a parking lot behind the arena building, but it's not parking for staff, it's for all the vehicles or equipment belonging to the acts. Employees have to park in a parking garage behind that parking lot. We were required to enter the building by the rear entrance which necessitated walking across the parking lot.

On the day that the circus was appearing, in the middle of the parking lot I had to cross, was a large cage on wheels, just like you see in the movies. Inside was a woman screaming at a brown bear about three times her size. The door to the cage was wide open. I assume that she was attempting to lead the bear into the building on a leash because there is an overhead door for allowing vehicles into the building that could have been used. By the time I had worked up the courage to walk past the cage, she was still yelling at the beast. I was into the building before she or the bear left the cage.

More than just a few doods turn up and ask if their false teeth came thru.
-sewage treatment plant..

And we actually have a bucket of false teeth to sort through

Someone used the foyer as a toilet. I arrived for the aftermath.

Craziest things I've seen are outside of working hours, though.
Like the guy in a jumpsuit and ski mask on the lawn of a teenage girl at 3AM. Staring at her dark window.
It was dead of winter, probably 20 below in a gale force wind.

And he knew when you were watching him through a pinhole, even though it was pitch black and the blinds were closed. Laser focused on me. Then proceeded to scan all the homes down our side of the street.

I was a still a kid working for an outfitter and I saw someone drown.

I was working at a pawn shop a couple of years back. We did not have a public restroom in the store. This woman could be heard saying that she didn't feel so good to the person she was with. Shortly after, she disappeared out the doors. Upon checking our cameras, the woman decided to go outside and spray diarrhea on the side of our building. You don't see that every day.

We have a car that all of us use at various times to get around the site and a few off base locations. Someone pissed in a rubber glove and knotted it and left in the door compartment.

In Tennessee, a cow was loose on the street and I watched cops chase it down the street 🐄💨👮🏻‍♂️👮🏽‍♂️👮🏼‍♀️🚓🚓🚓👀

Elementary, dear Watson: that hotel is haunted.

Seen a guy passed out on the bottom shelf in my work area.

A guy with his head cracked open

A human thigh dropped on a table. Just the thigh.

I work with kids. Its the norm.

This guy