Me leaving my own wedding bcus the way he said “I do” sounded off.

I wasn’t going to say anything, but since you brought it up, it sounded like you said “by do”. Probably time to start over with a new identity.

Women 🙄

"So you attended the wedding. How was it?"
"Oh it was a blast!"

Now that’s what I call a

😂 better safe than sorry 😅

I am just a boy, in front of a.. ah... Launch pad waiting for his future princess to land..?

Is it any wonder...considering

Gas driven take off ??

Blast off rockets should come as a standard feature in wedding outfits..

😄 🤣