I'm on break and can hear 2 trainers and a supervisor bickering in "professional" lingo

They're all under 30 and you can tell they're all trying to talk over one another and outdo one another with the fancy business lingo and catchphrases. 🙄

I hate corporate work environments. 😒

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LordShadowfire · 46-50, M

Just surreptitiously pull out your phone and Google "corporate bs bingo card". Download the image, open it in your favorite editor, and check off a space every time somebody says something on the card. Then, if you get a bingo, loudly proclaim it and watch the confusion.

Punches · 46-50, F

@LordShadowfire Wow, there are tons of those. How long would it even take to get a "bingo" though?

I do not really believe in it though because the one time I tried to sound corporatey, I got asked to leave the interview. All i said was, "I prefer to work on teams that like to put their best genet4lia forward and circle-jerk back to the low hanging melon fruits."

I do not know what went wrong. 🤔

Hey you ever seen this? The site that sells those is presently out of stock for this one. I wonder why.