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I'm on break and can hear 2 trainers and a supervisor bickering in "professional" lingo

They're all under 30 and you can tell they're all trying to talk over one another and outdo one another with the fancy business lingo and catchphrases. 🙄

I hate corporate work environments. 😒
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buriedalive · 46-50, M
Alright Phil your vibe is destroying the synergy we have built as a collective unit this month. We need you to lock in and work hard and play hard. Let's put a pin in this and circle back to last week at the last board meeting when you had that little outburst. That little outburst cost us a huge investor. Next time you have a grand idea I need you to ping me so we can parse through the ideas together as a collective and collaborative force to really drill down and extract the most concise way of presenting this information. Great talk Phil great talk.
We'll circle back to that
It is what it is
Let's discuss that offline
That's a no-brainer
I'm at capacity
We're gaining traction
I feel like there's a disconnect
We have to be disruptive
DearAmbellina2113 · 41-45, F
@LeopoldBloom exactly lmao
SW-User
Sounds exhausting
Punches · 46-50, F
Ugh I hate corporate lingo. 🙄

Do they still say "synergy" and "think outside the box"?
LordShadowfire · 46-50, M
Just surreptitiously pull out your phone and Google "corporate bs bingo card". Download the image, open it in your favorite editor, and check off a space every time somebody says something on the card. Then, if you get a bingo, loudly proclaim it and watch the confusion.
Punches · 46-50, F
@LordShadowfire Wow, there are tons of those. How long would it even take to get a "bingo" though?

I do not really believe in it though because the one time I tried to sound corporatey, I got asked to leave the interview. All i said was, "I prefer to work on teams that like to put their best genet4lia forward and circle-jerk back to the low hanging melon fruits."

I do not know what went wrong. 🤔

Hey you ever seen this? The site that sells those is presently out of stock for this one. I wonder why.

Quimliqer · 70-79, M
If they could hear themselves they’d be ashamed!!
Lilnonames · F
We fighting over last donut lol
Rutterman · 46-50, M
If people only knew how ridiculous they look when they play one-upmanship.
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