I'm on break and can hear 2 trainers and a supervisor bickering in "professional" lingo

Alright Phil your vibe is destroying the synergy we have built as a collective unit this month. We need you to lock in and work hard and play hard. Let's put a pin in this and circle back to last week at the last board meeting when you had that little outburst. That little outburst cost us a huge investor. Next time you have a grand idea I need you to ping me so we can parse through the ideas together as a collective and collaborative force to really drill down and extract the most concise way of presenting this information. Great talk Phil great talk.

We'll circle back to that
It is what it is
Let's discuss that offline
That's a no-brainer
I'm at capacity
We're gaining traction
I feel like there's a disconnect
We have to be disruptive

Sounds exhausting

Ugh I hate corporate lingo. 🙄

Do they still say "synergy" and "think outside the box"?

Just surreptitiously pull out your phone and Google "corporate bs bingo card". Download the image, open it in your favorite editor, and check off a space every time somebody says something on the card. Then, if you get a bingo, loudly proclaim it and watch the confusion.

If they could hear themselves they’d be ashamed!!

We fighting over last donut lol

If people only knew how ridiculous they look when they play one-upmanship.