buriedalive · 46-50, M
Alright Phil your vibe is destroying the synergy we have built as a collective unit this month. We need you to lock in and work hard and play hard. Let's put a pin in this and circle back to last week at the last board meeting when you had that little outburst. That little outburst cost us a huge investor. Next time you have a grand idea I need you to ping me so we can parse through the ideas together as a collective and collaborative force to really drill down and extract the most concise way of presenting this information. Great talk Phil great talk.
LeopoldBloom · M
We'll circle back to that
It is what it is
Let's discuss that offline
That's a no-brainer
I'm at capacity
We're gaining traction
I feel like there's a disconnect
We have to be disruptive
It is what it is
Let's discuss that offline
That's a no-brainer
I'm at capacity
We're gaining traction
I feel like there's a disconnect
We have to be disruptive
DearAmbellina2113 · 41-45, F
@LeopoldBloom exactly lmao

SW-User
Sounds exhausting
Punches · 46-50, F
Ugh I hate corporate lingo. 🙄
Do they still say "synergy" and "think outside the box"?
Do they still say "synergy" and "think outside the box"?
LordShadowfire · 46-50, M
Just surreptitiously pull out your phone and Google "corporate bs bingo card". Download the image, open it in your favorite editor, and check off a space every time somebody says something on the card. Then, if you get a bingo, loudly proclaim it and watch the confusion.
Punches · 46-50, F
@LordShadowfire Wow, there are tons of those. How long would it even take to get a "bingo" though?
I do not really believe in it though because the one time I tried to sound corporatey, I got asked to leave the interview. All i said was, "I prefer to work on teams that like to put their best genet4lia forward and circle-jerk back to the low hanging melon fruits."
I do not know what went wrong. 🤔
Hey you ever seen this? The site that sells those is presently out of stock for this one. I wonder why.

I do not really believe in it though because the one time I tried to sound corporatey, I got asked to leave the interview. All i said was, "I prefer to work on teams that like to put their best genet4lia forward and circle-jerk back to the low hanging melon fruits."
I do not know what went wrong. 🤔
Hey you ever seen this? The site that sells those is presently out of stock for this one. I wonder why.

Quimliqer · 70-79, M
If they could hear themselves they’d be ashamed!!
Lilnonames · F
We fighting over last donut lol
Rutterman · 46-50, M
If people only knew how ridiculous they look when they play one-upmanship.
Madmonk · M

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