The new office cleaning guy is a character:

Yeah, it sounds Texas.

It's not what you think his gf was recently diagnosed with a terminal illness and he had to move across the pond to be closer to her and help take care of her and her cats. it's very subtle you might have missed the inflexion.

Did you roll your eyes while backing away, at least a little? I wonder what makes Mr Texas think he'll have better 'luck' in Britain. 🧐

...maybe his beloved cat stowed away aboard a freighter and he's searching the world...

wonder if he put that on his visa application?

😂

haha seriously?

Definately Texan.

Ma'am, just want you to know that Texas is basically it's own country in some ways and...

Oh, what am I saying? I can't defend the reputation of my countrymen anymore... Hahaha.

Futile, Sisyphean effort.

However, at least he's honest... lmfao.

Hilarious!

I'm sorry about that.

I had almost the exact same conversation recently with an Uber driver from Brooklyn. 😬

Charming sort

Straight up!! 😁🤠
Well Bangkok and Manila are crowded now, why not England?!

Us Texans have never been accused of holding back the truth lol

so when's the first date? 🤣

My husband normally shows them a photo of me. I guess slightly more polite than saying pussy 🙃

He's hilarious.

Representing our country admirably, apparently…
gawd, help us. 🙄

Advise him to head to the nearest city centre on Friday or Saturday nights and make sure to take kebab and chips money to seal the deal.