The new office cleaning guy is a character:

Yeah, it sounds Texas.

It's not what you think his gf was recently diagnosed with a terminal illness and he had to move across the pond to be closer to her and help take care of her and her cats. it's very subtle you might have missed the inflexion.

...maybe his beloved cat stowed away aboard a freighter and he's searching the world...

Did you roll your eyes while backing away, at least a little? I wonder what makes Mr Texas think he'll have better 'luck' in Britain. 🧐

wonder if he put that on his visa application?

😂

haha seriously?

Hilarious!

I'm sorry about that.

Definately Texan.

Ma'am, just want you to know that Texas is basically it's own country in some ways and...

Oh, what am I saying? I can't defend the reputation of my countrymen anymore... Hahaha.

Futile, Sisyphean effort.

However, at least he's honest... lmfao.

I had almost the exact same conversation recently with an Uber driver from Brooklyn. 😬

Straight up!! 😁🤠
Well Bangkok and Manila are crowded now, why not England?!

Charming sort

so when's the first date? 🤣

He's hilarious.

Us Texans have never been accused of holding back the truth lol

Representing our country admirably, apparently…
gawd, help us. 🙄

Advise him to head to the nearest city centre on Friday or Saturday nights and make sure to take kebab and chips money to seal the deal.

My husband normally shows them a photo of me. I guess slightly more polite than saying pussy 🙃